‘The feckless want our money and they don’t deserve it’

A Top Secret draft memo from Secretary of State for Screwing the Poor, Ian Duncan Smith, has been slipped anonymously under the door of Newsnet HQ. It seems to have been written as an address to his many fans up and down the country. Top code-breaker Citizen Cuddis translates from the original gibberish. Hi folks, Funky Dunky here. The logic of taking a wrecking ball to the Welfare State is iron...

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